THIS IS AMAZING! I have not laughed so much at one song for such a long time…
“Eat your homework with a fork! Do your fruit loops in the dark.”
“It takes an hour to teach someone to play the ukulele. About the same to teach someone to build an average pipe-bomb. You do the math!”
I could carry on picking out favourite quotes from this, but you should just stop reading and listen. GOGOGO!