THIS IS AMAZING! I have not laughed so much at one song for such a long time…
“Eat your homework with a fork! Do your fruit loops in the dark.”
“It takes an hour to teach someone to play the ukulele. About the same to teach someone to build an average pipe-bomb. You do the math!”
I could carry on picking out favourite quotes from this, but you should just stop reading and listen. GOGOGO!
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I’m posting this again fuck you it’s my abomination I can if I want to
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Bernard.
Bernard.
Bernard, look.
Bernard.
Look.
Oh god, I think I might be getting into Tumblr… There go my chances of finishing my novel. xD
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On a scale of 0 to 1, how much do you like binary?
111111111111111111111111111111
This is you in the future. Sell all your petrol shares, everything now runs on potatoes!
Y’know, po-tae-toes, boil ‘em, mash ‘em, stick ‘em in a stew…